Welcome to My Dream

Aren't blogs the coolest thing? I am one of those would-be writers who has dreamed since childhood of the countless millions who would be amused and amazed upon exposure to my many pearls of wisdom - or cowplops of stupidity, whichever might apply. Without contacts in the newspaper industry, the likelihood of this dream ever becoming a reality for me was intensely small, until the advent of the blog. Now I just have to convince a few million people to take a shot at reading my dribble, and my dreams will all come true! ... Well, except for the part where I become a millionaire and retire to some remote cabin in the mountains. Enjoy!!